You know you play too much CALL OF DUTY 4 when…

• you “cook” everything you throw for atleast two seconds.
• you run away from dead bodies.
• you “stab” your wife, when she gets to close in the bed when you are asleep.
• you yell, “Let’s do this” before anything you do.
• you wonder who’s helicopter that is.
• no matter where you are, you are extra cautious when you approach corners.
• you crouch because it’s safer than standing.
• when you search Ebay for a UAV jammer.
• the leader boards say Total hours spent:99days:23hrs:52min.
• when the only way you are turned on is if your girlfriend wears a ghillie suit.
• when you wake up and you are still playing.
• you knock something over, it sounds like a grenade, and you sprint out of the way.
• there’s a red dot sight burnt into your lcd screen.
• before you enter a room, you toss your keys in first.
• the second you wake in the morning, you say, “Lets do this”.
• in stead of trying to walk forward you press down with the middle finger of your left hand.
• when u call a soldier on CNN a Noob for having the M203 on his M16.
• you see a news chopper and run for cover.
• you see a spider scurry across the room, step on it, and yell “plus ten!”.
• you watch the GPS in your car for red dots.
• when you’ve reached rank 55 and still end up last every game.
• It’s all you ever play.
• you yell “Cover me, I’m Reloading!” when you put more paper in the copying machine at work.
• u suddenly throw ur mouse thinking it was a grenade.
• ‘rtyu dfghj vbn’ is printed on your forhead.
• you search google earth for ‘Shipment’ and ‘Crash’.
• when you stare at the deli counter on Bog and wonder what kind of meats they used to serve there.
• you use to weigh 250 and now you weigh 150.
• your dog joyfully jumps on to you and you break its neck.
• someone bumps into you and you immediately want to hit the ‘melee’ key
• your last name is Delta and you name your son Charlie Oscar.
• instead of locking your car, u plant claymores or c4.
• when you get a decimal overflow error on the duration played display.
• You don’t die in a match of headquarters on shipment with 20+ players.
• you wait for the “press space to jump over” icon when you want to get over a hurdle.
• your done with a magazine and yell “Changing MAG”.
• you can hear the gun fire and tell what weapon it is.
• when dying you feel like really dying.
• you wonder how many dead people are sharing your PoV.
• you sit at home ALL day and don’t do anything but play CoD4, seems logical to me.
• you fear the “clik click” sound everytime you enter a room.
• when your online name has to be changed to “I don’t want to be in your damn clan”.
• your fat and obese, your ill, your children hate you and your wife has left you.
• you hold your breath to steady you pencil while writing.
• you are always looking up to your left to check to see if your radar is online yet.
• when you are playin paintball and get three hits and turn to your team and ask if you should call in a uav.
• when you ask your mom if SHE can cook a grenade.
• girlfriend says it’s me or Soap McTavish. Toughest decision of my life. see you guys at District.
• when you think the UPS guy is planting C4 on your doorstep.
• when you start naming the different guns in war movies.
• when a camera flashes and you drop to the floor.
• your playing soccer and you sprint to the nearest corner flag, lay down and shout “Securing Charlie!”
• when you see a group of people and think its a good place for a martyrdom.
• in toilet cubicles you throw paper grenades at your mates and shout ‘FRAG OUTT!!’
• you yell ‘COVER ME IM RELOADING’ while filling up the photocopier with paper in the office.
• you walk around cautious thinking theres a sniper watching you.
• you start using windows as entries and exit points around your house.
• when you are in a room by yourself and inside your head you hear “get it done soldier, you are all that is left!”
• when you fail a test and go “damn…we just got our asses kicked”.
• you took the time to read all of these.
• you make a comment on this post.

You better be reading this during work hours, coz I hope you’re not waisting time not playing cod4!

Want moar from other games?

~ by Francois Wiid on April 23, 2008.